MEET BOB KATT

Yo, Bob Katt here. I'm the latest addition to the household. Don't be mistaken: I ain't no Big Pussy. Nobody's ever gonna dump me off of a boat and you can take that to the bank. If you want to see a bigger picture of my face, just click that little picture up top of the page. Be prepared to be awed by my visage. You been warned, human!

I'm not alone around here, unfortunately. There's entirely too much competition for those food gathering oafs' attention so far as I can see. Maybe I'll do something about that some day. It ain't like I gotta do anything alone: I got an enforcer name of Jabba the Hairball. Hey, you never heard of Paulie Walnuts? And you're talkin' like Jabba the Hairball can't be much of name for an enforcer, aren't you? Well, let me tell you, before I came along there was another cat here, still is here in fact, name of Elvira. She got hurt by some neighborhood stray and almost died. Jabba the Hairball it was which went after that stray and gave him a lesson he'll never forget. Dead cats don't forget nothin', right? As soon as I can get one of these lazy humans around here off it's fat butt I'll get you a picture of my man Jabba. He's got at least twenty-four toes, does Jabba. No kiddin'.

So anyway that dumb pink slob forgot and left his computer unlocked so I'm puttin' up my own web page. I'm gonna slip this onto his blog too. That'll teach him to be late with the food in the morning!

Later,

Bob

PS -- I may post more stuff here and on his blog. Check back once in a while. Hey, you never know, right?